You want birth control? You could go to your doctor, you can get yourself some drugs, prescription medications for that, or you could just hang out with kids.

And it's more natural childbirth, and that'll do it sometimes.

Exactly, and I'm not sure if you all have seen videos where people will post their kids doing something so crazy, that's so terrible.

And in the comments they say, well, my baby fever's gone, that natural birth control just can't do that.

Is it like those videos where the kids get into like some white paint in the warm walks into a room, and like the entire couch is covered in paint, and the floor and the rug is covered in paint, and the children from head to toe are covered in paint.

Yes, videos like that.

Okay, yeah.

For me, mine is that baby that covered himself in peanut butter that everyone thought was so funny.

Everyone was like, ha, so cute, I saw a nightmare.

And so I experienced my own sort of nightmare.

And this all happened because I was watching Sweet Sweet Jimmy.

Oh, Lord, what did we know?

Oh, man, look at you, your kid put her in a retirement.

Oh my gosh, now Katie is in this club where we've seen Crackhead Jimmy.

And we're like, I was scared of kids before.

I've been seeing Crackhead Jimmy, I was like, yep, I'm a type of ovaries.

See, I don't know.

Put her ovaries in a retirement.

I think I could probably handle Crackhead Jimmy a little bit.

In majority of the time that I am around Jimmy, he is a delight.

And now for those that don't know, Jimmy is Kristen Sun, and when they refer to him as Crackhead,

it's just that there are certain times during the day or if he has sugar.

...