You were midway through your afternoon gaming marathon.

In the corner of a far-flung land,

sandwiched by two enemy squadrons.

Sandwitched, like a burger patty between two toasted buns from Uber Eats.

Is this how the patty feels?

Lucky patty.

Shedder, melting on it like your soldiers' chances of escape.

Search on its burgers for easy-ordering on Uber Eats.

Mmm, burger.

Check the Uber Eats out for geographical restrictions and availability.

Hello, I'm Beshak Cummings.

I'm Alexey Monstrous.

At Tortus, we think there's never been a more important time

to slow down and make sense of the world.

Whether it's our weekly slow newscast, our daily sense maker,

or a compelling series like Sweet Bobby,

you'll always get great stories,

considered reporting and clear analysis.

To listen, just search for Tortus Media wherever you get your podcasts.

Woo!

It's up!

All right.

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