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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

National Nap Day

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2025

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 10, 2025: Doctor P Jesus answers medical questions from The Brother/Sisterhood. Everybody at the bar is watching your sex tape. Everything you wanna know about how picking your nose can be deadly. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, you beautiful podcast listeners.

0:02.1

Seriously, you folks are the best.

0:03.6

We don't tell you that enough, but you are.

0:05.1

And we couldn't do this without you,

0:06.8

and we couldn't have a podcast if we weren't for our friends

0:08.8

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0:10.7

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0:14.3

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0:17.9

I know those are some fancy terms, but what it really means is they're going to make sure you're comfortable in your own house.

0:22.9

And get this, they even take care of that rebate paperwork for you.

0:26.0

Visit standardheating.com to lock in your deal and enjoy the show.

0:29.5

And seriously, you guys are the best.

0:30.9

The 93X-haffast morning show.

0:34.6

Ninety-three air.

0:41.5

What time is it?

0:44.9

Boy, eight or five 40 on the nuts.

0:45.8

540.

0:47.5

And it's been a hell of a day already.

0:56.7

Before we even crack the damn mics, poor Covey over there, Josh, who's ready to be 50 years old here in a couple of weeks he's sprawled out underneath our broadcast console here like he's an auto mechanic

1:04.5

or playing puppy mechanic sprawled out underneath the console he's trying to fix our latest printer.

1:11.5

We go through a lot of printers.

1:13.3

The printer died on us this morning.

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