National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
The Cine-Files
Steve Morris & John Rocha
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2023
⏱️ 114 minutes
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Friend of the Cine-Files (and our very own Clark Griswald) joins us for one of the funniest episodes on one of the funniest holiday movies ever made.
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| 0:13.2 | Happy Holiday Cinephiles and welcome to what I think is the funniest holiday episode we've ever produced on National Lampoon's Christmas vacation. |
| 0:17.6 | Absolutely, Steve. |
| 0:18.4 | This is one where the reindeer are off the rain, we say it's absolutely a crazy episode I remember this is one of |
| 0:27.8 | our legendary episodes and we're doing some new intros for each one of these |
| 0:31.8 | re-releases as a thank you to all of you cinephiles fans for |
| 0:35.6 | supporting us for another year. We hope you've been enjoying it. Of course, shout out to our |
| 0:39.6 | advisory board as well as been incredible gifts under our tree. They've been early |
| 0:44.8 | Christmas gifts for sure but thanks to all of you who've supported us either by |
| 0:48.4 | listening to us or being part of the Patreon and we can't thank you enough. |
| 0:52.4 | And if you think that this is the year and we can't thank you enough. |
| 0:53.0 | And if you think that this is the year that you will find out what is behind the bleep at the very beginning of the episode from our special guest Michael Ross, |
| 1:02.0 | guess what? |
| 1:03.0 | You won't. |
| 1:03.8 | You're never gonna find out. |
| 1:05.7 | That's only to be our secret forever. |
| 1:08.3 | Absolutely. |
| 1:08.8 | So open your jar of jelly for the month |
| 1:11.8 | and enjoy Christmas vacation from the Synophiles. |
| 1:15.4 | Nobody's walking out on this fun old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no, we're all in |
| 1:20.0 | this together. This is a full-blown four alarm holiday emergency here. |
| 1:24.0 | We're going to press on and we're going to have the |
| 1:26.0 | hap-happ happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap dance with Danny fucking Kay. Hey. We have survived stomach viruses, sick kids, difficult travel plans, stressful holiday parties, New Year's |
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