We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the

omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 823 dot m. T2538 certificate number 5,000

certificate number 50150. Naked came the strange Certificate number 50150.

Naked came the stranger.

And honey, let's face it. All I know how to do is take off my clothes.

Naked came, I don't even know how to say it.

Naked came the stranger.

Well, it's not like a spooky mystery novel.

It is to me.

Sex fright is me. I know.

I know.

I don't, well, if it...

Naked. Is there any scenario where you see a naked stranger and it's not a little scary?

Hmm.

Well, you're right, All nakedness is a little scary.

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