Nailing Chris Pratt to His Easter Crucifix for Pride Month
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 30 June 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Links:
- Britney Spears' ex Jason Alexander to remain in jail after wedding break-in [Page Six]
- Britney Spears claps back at mom Lynne's wish for her to 'be happy' [Page Six]
- Machine Gun Kelly Says He Had a Suicide Attempt While on Phone with Megan Fox: 'I Just Snapped' [People]
- Harry and Meghan hire leftie director to helm Netflix reality show [Page Six]
- Meghan Markle-Created Animated Series 'Pearl' Gets An Undesirable Royal Flush In Netflix Cutbacks; Streamer Nixes Meghan & Prince Harry's Archewell Productions Project [Deadline]
- The New York Post fell for fake news: Johnny Depp could reprise Captain Jack 'Pirates' role with $301M deal: report [NYP]
- The Truth About Johnny Depp's Rumored $300 Million Pirates of the Caribbean Return [E!]
- How Chris Pratt Became the People's Chris [Men's Health]
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Yes, I'm angry. |
| 0:06.0 | Yes, I am outraged. |
| 0:10.3 | Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the white house. |
| 0:16.4 | We are recording our intro now because we're a bunch of doofuses and we once again forgot to record an intro. Where are we supposed to record an intro? Did the people need an intro? Yeah, they do. Because again, this is a historical text. This is an archive. This is a, this is an archival record. Formalities. This is a formality. Yes. When we get put in the library of Congress, we need to help the librarians know how to sort us. Hi guys. I'm Joan Summers. Local gossip. This is Matthew Lawson, your local artist. And this is Eating for Free, the podcast recording live from the absolute edge of the internet. Now hit the music. You know how it goes. Come on. You know the words. |
| 0:55.1 | Let's go. |
| 0:56.0 | What do I think of her? Yes. |
| 0:57.9 | I don't think of her. |
| 0:59.0 | Is she ready? |
| 1:00.9 | Bless a red wine and a swish up. |
| 1:03.5 | I think you get the bitch a bitch. |
| 1:05.2 | Here I go. |
| 1:06.2 | Oh. |
| 1:10.3 | Ready about that in the New York |
| 1:11.5 | fucking post |
| 1:12.6 | Is she ready? |
| 1:14.0 | I'm so fucking sick of playing these fucking games |
| 1:17.4 | Here's what I'm doing |
| 1:21.4 | Now that I'm here on the podcast |
| 1:24.5 | I'm not getting involved |
| 1:26.0 | No don't even try Don't even try And here's what I'm doing I'm here on the podcast, it's like, I'm not getting involved. No, don't even try. Don't even try. And here's what I'm doing. I'm not getting involved. Involved. I'm doing my J.C. style. J.C. Okay, guys, I've been in L.A. for a week, so I've got a little bit stir crazy. Thank you for apologizing. I've been a little bit stir crazy. And when |
| 1:45.3 | Matt came into the house this week, I, um, spent, I, okay, let's, let's actually run through the |
| 1:51.3 | list of the sequence of events that happens. I, you can describe what you're actually like in person. |
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