Britney Spears Said F*ck the Police and Her Cop Family
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 16 June 2022
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Links:
- 'The Wendy Williams Show' Officially Ending After 13 Years In Syndication [Deadline]
- Wendy Williams Placed Under Financial Guardianship, TV Host Claims Misconduct by Wells Fargo [THR]
- Britney's Wedding Thread [Twitter]
- Here's Everything We Know About Britney Spears' Fairy Tale–Inspired Wedding To Sam Asghari, Including All The Celebs Who Attended [Buzzfeed News]
- Inside Britney Spears and Sam Asghari's Wedding at Home in Los Angeles [Vogue]
- BRITNEY & SAM IRONCLAD PRENUP IN PLACE … He Doesn't Get a Dime [TMZ]
- Britney Spears' ex-husband is charged with stalking after trying to crash her wedding [NPR]
- Britney Spears granted a restraining order against ex Jason Alexander after he broke into her home [CNN]
- Jason has previously made some troubling news concerning Britney [Radar] [Earlier in 2022]
- Oh, that jail sentence? Britney Spears' Ex-Hubby Back in Jail After Stalking Arrest [Jan 4 2022] [Daily Beast]
- It gets worse: Britney Spears' Ex-Husband Jason Alexander Still Has 'Love' for the Singer and Says He Wants Her Back (August 19, 2020) [Us Weekly]
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| 0:00.0 | How dare you, Mr. Spears? You had me fooled. |
| 0:03.0 | And you too, Mrs. Spears, death to all of them. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, Jesus. |
| 0:07.0 | Come on, if you know the words, let's go. |
| 0:10.0 | What do I think of her? |
| 0:11.0 | Yes. |
| 0:12.0 | I don't think of her. |
| 0:14.0 | Bitch. |
| 0:15.0 | Bless a red wine and a swisher. |
| 0:18.0 | I think you get the bitcha. |
| 0:20.0 | Bitch. Here I go. |
| 0:21.4 | Oh, oh. |
| 0:25.5 | Wait about that in the New York fucking post. |
| 0:28.3 | What's the vibe? |
| 0:30.4 | What do we call it when things are terrible, but also absurd? |
| 0:37.0 | Is there a word for that? |
| 0:38.3 | Terrible and absurd. |
| 0:40.8 | Because our news today is terrible but also absurd. |
| 0:46.8 | What is the right word for that? |
| 0:48.5 | I mean, like, that's something we're experiencing every day. |
| 0:50.6 | It's almost like mundane, the sensation. |
| 0:52.9 | It's called America, I guess. I guess. |
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