“MY WIFE RAN AWAY”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 19 April 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease.
Later a caller navigates a series of toxic friendships and a final caller gives us advice on how to get really good at gambling.
Dogs cannot talk. I am a gecko.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey folks, real quick, if you live in New York City, I am hosting a little premiere of my new |
| 0:06.2 | travel documentary about walking around Ukraine as a gecko next Tuesday, April 28th at 7.30 p.m. |
| 0:15.3 | The premiere is going to be followed by a Q&A with me and my pal Roman who helped me make the video. |
| 0:23.4 | He's going to join us via Zoom from Ukraine and it's going to be a really fun and cool event. There's about 70 seats available. The tickets |
| 0:28.9 | are going to be pay what you want. It all goes to charity. And you can get more information at the link |
| 0:33.4 | in the episode description. I am very proud of this video. I've been working very hard on it. |
| 0:38.5 | I think it's pretty sweet. And if you live in New York, you should definitely come to the premiere. |
| 0:42.6 | It's going to be a lot of fun. But also, if you can't come, I'll be putting the full documentary on my |
| 0:47.4 | YouTube channel, YouTube.com slash Lyle Forever on April 29th. All right, let's get into the episode. |
| 0:57.2 | Hey, is this the therapy gecko? |
| 0:59.7 | Yes, who is this? |
| 1:01.4 | This is D. |
| 1:02.7 | What's up? |
| 1:04.3 | All right, well, I got left by my wife with the one point, one and a half year old and my best friend, lifelong best friend, was telling me to not stay with this woman and actually left wild crazy voicemails trying to save me from her. |
| 1:25.6 | And now I'm completely screwed. I'm in an apartment I can't afford and I'm going to not be able to see my child and |
| 1:32.2 | things aren't going well. |
| 1:35.8 | Well, I'm glad you called the therapy gecko. |
| 1:40.4 | How are things with you? |
| 1:42.6 | Sorry, I thought you would think that was funny. |
| 1:46.3 | Hmm, okay. |
| 1:48.5 | So you said that your best friend went nuts leaving voicemails to you, trying to help you get out of this? |
| 2:01.0 | Yeah, he knew that this girl was a demonic crazy bitch and was going to end up ruining my life. |
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