“I’M HAVING AN AFFAIR”
Therapy Gecko
iHeartPodcasts
4.9 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 73 minutes
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A caller explains why they feel justified having an affair in their dead marriage and a caller from Hong Kong feels betrayed by their peers after entering a new chapter of life.
That cloud looks like a fire hydrant. I am a gecko.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.5 | Guaranteed human. |
| 0:04.4 | No gloss, no filter. |
| 0:07.4 | Just stories. |
| 0:09.1 | Spoken without fear. |
| 0:10.9 | Person who is not generous can not be an artist. |
| 0:13.8 | The world will be at peace only when it is ruled by poets and philosophers. |
| 0:18.4 | Listen to my weekly podcast, the Pooja Abhaw show, |
| 0:21.2 | and the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, |
| 0:24.2 | or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:27.5 | Come for the honesty. |
| 0:29.2 | Stay for the fire. |
| 0:32.7 | Hey folks, my Therapy Gecko live show tour is starting very soon with shows in San Diego, Los Angeles, all over the Pacific Northwest, and all over the country, the country of America and like three cities in Canada. |
| 0:50.4 | You can look at all of the cities that are available and get tickets right now at |
| 0:55.5 | Therapy Gecko Tour.com or check the link in the episode description. These shows will be a combination |
| 1:02.5 | of group gecko therapy sessions with the audience, plus I've got stories of my own that I will be |
| 1:08.9 | telling from my travels across the universe interviewing people |
| 1:13.3 | as a gecko. The shows are always a great time. If you like the podcast, you're going to love the |
| 1:17.9 | live show. And if you bring friends who have no idea who I am, the show is set up so that they |
| 1:24.3 | will probably like it too. Go to Therapy Gecko Tor.com or check the link in the episode description to get tickets right now. |
| 1:32.3 | I hope to see you guys there. |
| 1:33.7 | And with that said, let's get into the episode. |
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