Welcome back, everyone to 1001 Classy Short Stories and Tales.

This is your host and storyteller, John Haggdorn.

We have two short stories today from Mark Twain. The first is my watch. The second story is called My First Literary Venture. Did you ever

have trouble with your watch? I've been really lucky in my life with my watches. I'm wearing one now.

It's an Invicta watch. It has never disappointed me. Always kept time.

One time I accidentally fell and smashed the face of my last one. I had a new one within a few days. No problem.

But there was at least one famous author who had quite a time with his watch. His name is Mark Twain, and he took time in his sketches,

new and old, to write about it. The story is called My Watch. Hope you enjoy it.

My beautiful new watch had run 18 months without losing or gaining, and without breaking any part

of its machinery or stopping.

I had come to believe it infallible in its judgments about the time of day, and to consider

its constitution and its anatomy imperishable. But at last, one night, I let it run down.

I grieved about it as if it were a recognized messenger and forerunner of calamity.

But by and by I teared up, set the watch by guests,

and commanded my boatings and superstitions to depart.

Next day I stepped into the chief jewelers to set it by the exact time,

and the head of the establishment took it out of my hand

and proceeded to set it for me. Then he said, she is four minutes slow. Regulator wants pushing up.

I tried to stop him, tried to make him understand that the watch kept perfect time. But no,

all this human cabbage could see was that the watch was four minutes

slow, and the regulator must be pushed up a little. And so, while I danced around him in anguish,

and implored him to let the watch alone, he calmly and cruelly did the shameful deed. My watch began to

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