My Thoughts on this Deranged Comment

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🗓️ 13 March 2020

⏱️ 4 minutes

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I have thoughts on this religious-themed comment on My YouTube Channel.

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0:00.0	Religious people love to tell me, the Lord thy God, that I'm going to hell.
0:03.8	Can you believe that? I finally speak to them and they condemn me to hell. My fan base sucks.
0:08.8	Ah! My thoughts on this deranged comment.
0:13.0	So last week I posted this video,
0:15.0	10 fun ways to avoid the coronavirus.
0:17.0	Wash your fucking hands, you dirty fuckers.
0:20.0	And in response, I got this to range religious comment.
0:23.0	Blessed be Lord of Magiti says,
0:25.0	person who mocking the Lord will be convict of torture all his limbs.
0:30.0	May the Lord bless you and keep you semi-colan.
0:32.8	What the fuck?
0:34.4	Seriously, what does this mean?
0:36.0	What the hell is going on here?
0:38.0	Every part of this message confuses me, so I'll break it down a few words at a time.
0:47.6	Person who mocking the Lord.
0:49.6	Who are they referring to here?
0:51.6	They surely cannot be referring to me,
0:53.7	because I have every right to mock myself.
0:55.9	If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
0:58.5	I'm the Lord thy God, okay?
1:00.5	It is therefore literally impossible for me to commit blasphemy me
1:04.6	damn it Jesus Christ okay the next part will be convict of torture all his limbs
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