Charlatans Are Now Selling Magic Potions For The Plague

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 15 March 2020

⏱️ 45 minutes

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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This is the part where we throw our heads back and laugh.
0:03.2	Ah! ha ha ha ha!
0:08.2	Take that motherfucker!
0:10.2	Oh, me! Oh oh me, oh my me.
0:14.0	So good, so good.
0:16.0	This is my best virus, ever.
0:19.0	Welcome to the God Show, it's time for the goddamn news. I'm here with Jesus Christ. How's it going Jesus?
0:28.0	Hey Dad, it's going pretty good. How are you doing?
0:31.0	You know, just watching the news, the me damn news, and yeah, I've got a lot of thoughts. Let's jump into it, Jesus. Corona virus is just taking over the world.
0:47.0	Yeah, coronavirus.
0:50.0	So hot right now.
0:51.0	So hot, so trendy.
0:52.8	It's gone viral.
0:53.6	Yeah, it has. I mean, and you put it into the world.
0:56.2	I am so proud of this virus.
0:58.4	Let me tell you.
0:59.4	Really proud because of how it's spreading?
1:02.2	Yeah, I mean, had a lot of viruses sort of flame out and this one, this one has taken hold.
1:08.0	People have been posting photos of empty shelves from Australia to Seattle as coronavirus fears fuel a bulk
1:16.7	shopping spree. People buying up all kinds of things at the food stores and
1:21.0	these photos are crazy the the food stores just can't keep up. There's been a lot of toilet paper
1:27.0	demand. What's up with that Jesus? These people are not like being very
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