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After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans.
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| 0:00.0 | So yeah, I did hear these prayers and I was like, |
| 0:04.0 | why are you wasting your time with me? |
| 0:08.0 | Talk to the scientists. |
| 0:10.0 | Welcome back to the God Show. I'm your host the Lord thy God and I'm here with my son Jesus Christ. How's it going Jesus? |
| 0:20.0 | Hey Dad, I'm doing good. How are you? |
| 0:22.0 | Pretty good, pretty good. How are you? Pretty good. |
| 0:24.0 | Just been, you know, taking it easy up here in heaven. |
| 0:26.5 | You still haven't been able to kick me out of the house yet. |
| 0:28.9 | Sorry. |
| 0:29.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:30.4 | Oh, yeah, I forgot about that. |
| 0:32.4 | Oh, man, that's a good point. You need to get yourself a place. |
| 0:37.5 | I'm thinking about it. Just curious if you were to get a |
| 0:43.3 | studio apartment? |
| 0:45.3 | Would you get like, you know, a studio apartment or, um... |
| 0:47.5 | No, I think like a real two-story home, nice curb appeal. |
| 0:52.0 | Mm-hmm. maybe a pool yeah hot tub. |
| 0:55.0 | hot tub love a good hot tub I watch a lot of H. |
| 1:00.0 | a lot of hg TV so I feel like I know exactly the type of home that I want. |
| 1:06.2 | Great. Well, you know, get up there on Zillow and start looking, you know, for properties here in heaven and you know make it happen Jesus yeah can you |
| 1:17.8 | lend me some money for the down payment no oh hell no. Darn. |
| 1:23.0 | It's time for the goddamn news. |
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