Uh, counselor, there's a raccoon stuck in the vending machine.

That's so annoying. I wanted a snack.

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Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Cambers, I got to be honest. I have new bruises on my knee. Do you see that?

Look at that. That's like a deep. It's kind of a pretty

purple. Don't say that I hate you. No. No, no. Look at, there I go again. I could not have

planned that for our audio only listeners. I did just kick the effing microphone. Um, I feel like I'm

clumsier than ever. I don't know what's going on. My hand-eye coordination. She's off. Maybe your contacts are

off. Maybe I just put my contacts in. No, but maybe you have, when was the last time you got your eyes

checked? Be real. Do not lie to the campers. Three, two, one. You're lying. Probably like five years ago.

Yeah. Your eyes are rotted. They're gutted. I'm going to scoop them out with a spoon and send them to the doctor and get new ones for you. No, I definitely do. I wonder if it's messing up with your depth

perception. You've always been clumsy since I've known you. You're kind of lanky. You're kind of all

over the place. I think it's charming. I think it's injurious. Injurious. It's adventurous. It's adventurous and injurious. I'll tell you that much. For you. Maybe you need to go to the

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