138 - We Are The Content We Consume
Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson
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5 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
This week, we’re recapping the chaos that is our current media consumption. From buying a tear stick for attention purposes only to analyzing Hollywood plastic surgery. We also dive into the enigma that is Paul Jonas and try to make sense of it all. Then, we take a nostalgic detour behind the scenes of Clueless and wrap it up with a full breakdown of our incredible experience at Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter concert. Yeehaw and thank you, Queen B.
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➜ Kimberlee Speakman. Storm-Chasing Couple Gets Engaged in Front of Oklahoma Tornado in “Epic Proposal,” PEOPLE, 23 May 2025.
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever canoed down a babbling brook? |
| 0:03.0 | No, but I have cried at a Taco Bell. |
| 0:06.0 | Oh, same thing. |
| 0:08.0 | Listen up, campers. |
| 0:09.0 | It's time to buckle up, pitch a tent, and take a hike. |
| 0:11.0 | Because camp counselors is a variety show. |
| 0:13.0 | So prepare for a good old-fashioned kumbaya, weird news, |
| 0:17.0 | hot gossip, and scary stories around the campfire. |
| 0:20.0 | So spooky. |
| 0:21.7 | Is this podcast even about camping? |
| 0:23.4 | No, but it is camp. |
| 0:25.9 | This is Camp Counselors. |
| 0:31.2 | Hey, happy campers. |
| 0:33.6 | Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. |
| 0:35.8 | It's a very special week that we'll get into at the very end of the show. |
| 0:40.6 | So if you stay to the very end, a little bit of an announcement there. |
| 0:44.6 | But welcome back to the show. |
| 0:46.3 | Hope everyone's having a great day. |
| 0:48.3 | We're recording a couple episodes kind of back to back because we have some big things coming up that we'll talk about later. |
| 0:54.8 | So it's, I'm like, what do we talk about? |
| 0:56.7 | Because life hasn't happened, right? |
| 0:58.8 | So I was scrolling on my phone today. |
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