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My Secret Santa WATCHALONG

Page 7

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2025

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

On this special Christmas watchalong, we are told the tale of a mother that will do anything for her daughter, who likes when there's a fresh sheet of gnar pow on the slope and they can be the first to shred it, and this Claus will do whatever she can to keep her daughter shreddin'. Want even more Page 7? Support us on Patreon! Patreon.com/Page7Podcast

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0:00.0

It's the holiday season, holiday season, and we hop and hop and we bop and bop and bop and to and fro and ip and out, and then you eat, and then your feet feet and take all your snow and put it in the blow

0:24.6

we'll be coming down the chimney now we're coming down the chimney now thank you thank you we've got it

0:33.6

there in the very end i don't know why i needed you know a hundred thousand Christmas songs. Why did I sing the one I didn't know the words to? I don't know. The one that doesn't exist. Do you mean, you know, well, you know with the hoop-de-hoo and the wop-de-bubbs. Oh, sure. And then you get on your stuffs. And I don't know the words to it, though.

0:54.3

I see.

0:54.6

That is a deep cut.

0:56.3

And you know what else is a deep cut?

0:58.0

The 2025 Netflix film we're watching because I don't know what people are watching these days,

1:04.9

but we did choose the new Christmas, as Jackie called it, the new one on Netflix.

1:12.0

You know, I wouldn't even say it's like the holiday movie of the year because here's the thing.

1:17.4

So many of these apps, they put out their own holiday movies.

1:22.5

There are a million of them.

1:23.7

But here's the thing.

1:24.8

You know, last year we had Hot Frosty, the year before we had

1:27.6

that one brandy movie with the dead kid.

1:30.1

Fast Christmas ever.

1:31.7

Fast Christmas ever. Thank you so much. But also, if you are listening to the audio

1:36.4

recording of this, you are more than welcome to continue listening to the audio recording

1:41.1

of this. Or if you would like, if you, you know, maybe you don't pay for Netflix and you never

1:47.3

fucking will and we understand you, come on over to the Patreon.

1:51.4

You can watch us, watch My Secret Santa over on the Patreon.

1:57.7

So come hang out with us.

1:59.0

Just like we did for Adam's family values, you can see our

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