The best new Christmas movie that came out this year was not a Hallmark Christmas movie.

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Welcome to Tosh Show and Merry Christmas.

I had turned off a movie the other day that I put on for my children.

It was called Santa Paws on Disney, rated G.

Anyway, I turned it off almost a few minutes. It was just depressed. Always with the

orphanage. Disney and dead parents. It's just so annoying. Anyway, this was like a dog movie. I thought,

oh, this will be a dog movie. We just watch this for five seconds while I'm getting breakfast

or something ready. I don't know what I was doing. Or maybe I was getting dinner ready. My wife was out. You know, she always said, oh, I go out one time with the girls every, like, three months. I'm like, it feels like weekly. Anyway. I'm doing a lot here, guys. It doesn't matter. Let her have it. Let her keep saying it's just once every three months.

You know, it's wearing on the kids.

Anyway.

So I'm like, here, they'll watch anything.

Doesn't matter what I put on, they'll watch it.

And they won't tell me if it's inappropriate.

So I'm just, listen. Anyway, here's what I want on, they'll watch it. And they won't tell me if it's inappropriate. So I'm just listening.

Anyway, here's what I want to point out.

Why I turn this, a G movie, and it didn't come out in 1991.

This is like a 2011 movie, I believe.

You could look it up.

You'd see if I'm right.

Anyway, immediately, something hit me where Santa Claus,

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