Welcome to Kiffin's Cajun cast. It's my very first episode of my new podcast brought to you by

Meandies, a ball hair trimmer and the governor of Louisiana. Now it's been a minute since I've

hosted my award-winning call-in show, but since I have all the time in the world this playoff season,

I figured I'd dust off the old lane line line take some calls from the fans now before we get started

I want to address the crimson elephant in the room a lot of you might be

wondering why bailed on those boys at Ole Miss to take this job at LSU Tigers

I want you to know it was the hardest decision of our lives. I prayed on it.

I said, dear football Jesus, give me the strength to make the right decision. Through you all is right.

Should I f*** over these young kids, these fans? And God said to me, he said, Lane, you follow the money.

Okay? And you guys know, hot yoga ain't cheap. That's the only way I'm going to get around

sweaty college girls anymore. Love you, Layla. So I did what any eagel maniac would do.

I told my coaching staff, they had 15 fucking minutes to get

their heads out of their asses and decide whether or not they were coming with me to LSU or stay here

at Ole Miss. Sorry about that. Listen, I wish them all the luck in the playoffs and not because it'll

trigger a $1 million bonus paid to me by LSU, but you know damn well, I'm gonna poach half that team as soon as they lose.

Look, people weren't happy that I bailed on old piss.

But between a dog shit Bama team bribing their way into the playoffs

and Michigan's head coach door-dashing abortion pills,

I'm pretty sure nobody will be mad,

a little old Lane for doing what Lane does.

I leave. Lane leaves. That's what

Lane does. I'm at the Louisiana State University. I don't think there's a finer football

...