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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Thursday, the 9th of April.

The bad news is the pollen counts going to be atrocious this weekend.

The good news is we're going to get some good weather.

The bad news is it's going to rain.

And the other bit of news is, please don't go out.

But I realise that I am falling on death ears because there was somebody the other day, who was it?

And they upset Piers Morgan on the television. He was doing an interview. And some yobbo on a bicycle

went past and then took a picture of them and they had to apologize. A complete idiot.

Obviously somebody with his brain cell quite firmly stuck in his bottom. And then they had somebody else as well. They arrested two people

the other day who, what they did? They were doing something. They spat in the faces of the officers.

Luckily, they've been sent to prison. But these sentences are minuscule. I think one of them was

something like 24 weeks. No, send them to prison for two years.

Because there's obviously a lot of stupid people out there. We all ask, Darren, he knows a couple of stupid people who really is so pathetically stupid. You begin to wonder how they even exist.

But these people are out there and we have to stop them. And if it means putting them into court

and then throwing them in prison, we can throw away the key. I couldn't care less. I want this

thing to be over sooner rather than later. And because of all these stupid people out there and

they are there. One, do you remember the couple on the beach with the barbecue? Apparently it turns

out they had no intention of leaving the beach. Who in God's name do they think they are? I'd have literally taken the barbecue, thrown it into the sea. No, you can't do that because that would pollute the ocean. Okay, take it away, stick it in a bin liner and then go home, numpties. Go home. Ryan Thomas is our first celebrity off today, sharing a picture of his daughter Scarlett and son Roman

Scarlett's very very bubbly as the siblings meet for the first time after being kept apart during

lockdown and then Gogglebox they showed a thing the other day I happened to catch it this morning

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