In honor of the Met Gala tomorrow, I'm going to be sharing with you all my red carpet

routine. Okay. And here's the thing, right? There's already bits and pieces of my red carpet

routine out there on the internet. If you wanted to find it, you could. But I've never sat down

and dedicated like an hour to describing it in unnecessary detail.

So that's what I'm going to be doing today. And here's the other thing. If you were to Google

red carpet routine and click on the very first Google result that came up, there's a really

good chance that you would find a routine that is exactly like mine.

Okay, everybody's red carpet routine is, for the most part, the same.

It consists of facials and fittings and in getting a haircut.

It's like it can only get so interesting.

So again, like nothing I'm going to share with you today is going to shock you.

I'm not going to tell you today that I get bird feces injected into my under eyes before the carpet because it makes me look 10 years younger.

If I was 10 years younger, I would look 13. But honestly, that's

kind of the beauty standard to look as young as possible and to have the least amount of wrinkles

possible. Anywho, but what makes this routine special is that it's mine. And so without further ado, I invite you all to

sit back, relax, and listen to me describe my red carpet routine in unnecessary detail. Let's begin.

The red carpet routine, I would say, starts like one or two months before the carpet,

because the outfit doesn't just take a few days to pick out. No, picking out the outfit is the most time-consuming part. Because the thing about

a red carpet is that one of the main, like one of the key characteristics of it is that it's a formal event.

There are rarely red carpets that aren't formal.

So you can't just go in your closet and pick out your favorite little outfit.

Like, you need to be dressed to the nines, of course.

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