My Name Isn't James
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
The Imperial War Museum’s got a WWI-era puppet and it’s brought up some terrifying memories for Luke. Maybe ARC Raiders would take his mind off it if it hadn’t gone to pot recently.
Today, a trip down memory lane is in order as Luke and Pete reminisce about the incredibly hard video games of the past and the ways in which you used to be able to just get away with stuff. Luke had a few tricks up his sleeve in New Zealand.
Finally, there’s a battery and some train stations to have a look at.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Luke and the Peach. |
| 0:07.5 | You're Pete Donaldson with you, joined by Mr. Lukie Moore. |
| 0:09.8 | Lukey, I've still got a big mound of licorice sweets that I'm piling through, |
| 0:14.0 | and I do not mind admitting I'm having the time of my life. |
| 0:17.1 | Good to hear. |
| 0:18.4 | While you're eating that, have you seen this guy on Twitter who is essentially found a World War I era puppet from the Imperial War Museum's TikTok page? |
| 0:31.2 | What? |
| 0:32.0 | The Imperial War Museum TikTok page, which is surprisingly funny for what is, you know, |
| 0:41.6 | which is, for the last time I was there had a truly horrific Holocaust exhibition. |
| 0:46.0 | It's got this World War I, like, Marianette type puppet. |
| 0:50.4 | Not like a French Reliquist dummy type puppet. |
| 0:52.8 | Oh, so it's got like a figurehead, like a sort of totemic kind of mascot. |
| 0:56.7 | Yeah, well, I think it's just an exhibit, it's just an exhibit that they've just decided to. Oh, right, okay. So what they did is they posted a TikTok quite recently. You know those truly horrific mouth-moving Venturelucus dummies? Yeah. It's like that, but it's dressed up as a World War I soldier, right? |
| 1:10.4 | And the Imperial War Museum's official TikTok did, |
| 1:13.2 | instead of asking chat GPT, |
| 1:15.6 | why not ask Douglas, our slightly haunted World War I puppet, what he thinks? |
| 1:21.6 | And so people are sending questions like, Douglas, how do I save a PDF? |
| 1:26.9 | And Douglas is replied with, I do not know what |
| 1:29.4 | PDF is. Is it in no man's land? That's not very well written. |
| 1:35.3 | Douglas, how do I correctly estimate my taxes? No need for taxes in the trench. Get digging. |
| 1:39.9 | Get digging either. Douglas, help me with my assignments where have you been assigned is it the |
| 1:45.6 | som if so good luck oh fantastic great work Douglas what is love love can be seen everywhere in |
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