“MY MOTHER IS A WHORE AND MY DAD IS A SIMP”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

A caller describes how the fickle relationship she has with her “whore mother” who tried to sleep with her fiancé has prepared her in becoming a mother herself. Later I talk to a caller who’s having trouble moving on with his life after a failed Dairy Queen robbery he committed 10 years ago leaves a felony on his record. Afterwards I talk with a person having a plastic surgery they can’t afford and a guy who claims my live show prolonged his collapsing relationship. Time to look out the window for 42 minutes. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:03.4	Hey, who's this?
0:05.1	My name is Sierra. I'm from Maine.
0:08.0	Sierra from Maine.
0:09.3	What's going on?
0:10.5	Not much. I'm still here watching you on Xbox. That's cool. Well Sierra from Maine
0:17.4	What do you want to talk about today? As you saw my mom's kind of known as the family whore.
0:27.0	You're just going to say that and then stop talking?
0:35.0	I don't know. I've never, um, so yeah, I guess you could say my mom's the family
0:42.0	whore and I say that in the most polite way possible if that is possible.
0:47.0	She has slept with numerous members of my family.
0:57.0	I have half brothers and half cousins due to this.
1:08.0	Like she's in bread like she's slept like she's committed incest. No, it's not incest at all actually. She slept with my dad's uncle.
1:17.0	Okay.
1:20.0	Is your dad's uncle?
1:21.0	So she's, oh, so she slept, yeah, she slept with your dad's uncle so she so she slept yeah she slept with your dad's uncle
1:25.4	oh that's crazy yeah that's pretty crazy what's your relationship with her like
1:31.1	it's been on an awful lot. Right now we're on. She is an
1:40.0	addict. She's two completely different people when she is
1:46.5	in use or not in use. And how old are you Sierra from Maine?
1:55.0	I am 22.
1:58.0	Okay.
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