“I DID TOO MANY DRUGS IN THE WOODS”

Therapy Gecko

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Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

A caller talks about getting sober after a long stint doing hard drugs in a van in the woods. Afterwards a caller can’t stop stalking her ex-boyfriend, I talk to a caller about our shared habit of serial toilet clogging, a caller is worried they may have serial killer tendencies, and a final caller debates throwing caution to the wind and leaving the US. I am hungry for a pizza Lunchable. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0	Call from Smelly.
0:02.0	Hello?
0:03.0	Is this the Gecko?
0:04.0	Yeah, who's this?
0:06.0	Hey, this is Smelly.
0:07.0	Have we spoken before Smelly?
0:08.0	We have not.
0:09.0	This is my third time calling, so I'm really excited to speak to a lot how's your new year
0:15.2	going so far. Am I the first caller of the new year? Yes you are you're my first
0:19.4	call of the new year. What's uh what's crackin smelly not too much my man started listening
0:26.6	a couple weeks ago and wanted to give you call because yeah I don't know I just turned
0:32.1	30 years old I'm moved back
0:34.9	in my parents basement here recently I went through some kind of rough year the past
0:40.2	year I was living in a trailer in the woods kind of doing some hard drugs and
0:46.7	shit and then ended up like getting drug by some people that I thought were close to me.
0:53.6	They ended up to you to be in me and I kind of got
0:57.3	sexually assaulted so I woke up with a sore asshole next morning and
1:01.6	it was not something I wanted to go through by any means so you
1:06.4	know yeah just kind of wanted to call in and get your advice and see what you have to say
1:11.0	about it Mr. Gay.
1:20.0	Okay, beginning 2024 with a lot. How did you end up in a forest in a trailer doing drugs?
1:27.0	Um, so I'd moved out to I was in California at the time so I moved out to California out of
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