My Mom Loves You
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is back on the road. Her first shows back in 2024 were in Florida, so you know the wild ones were OUT! She then travels to Mississippi to attend the first Absolutely Not Podcast wedding. That's right - a love match from the pod to one of her oldest friends from college. While visiting Ole Miss, she finds out the moms are the true fans!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the absolutely not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.7 | Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon how are you? Hope you're having a |
| 0:30.3 | great week. We did a nice little blowout today. |
| 0:34.0 | Ooh, let me get this mic tight. Did a little blowout today, you know, got those Velcro |
| 0:38.8 | rollers out. I got a fucking cow lick at the top of my head and I've always had it but because my hair is growing back from you know not being on my head it is like if I don't get the fucking Velcro |
| 0:54.8 | rollers out if I don't get a round brush. If I don't put so much oil and |
| 1:01.5 | deep conditioning and detangling bullshit on the top of my head |
| 1:07.5 | which then only allows me to stay not greasy for about 14 hours then this cow lick just has a mind of a Joan and everywhere |
| 1:19.3 | I go like all week all my friends would just kind of like lick their hand you know and then kind of |
| 1:24.7 | wipe me down and I'm like I know I know it's the fucking cow like I don't know why I'm |
| 1:29.8 | about to turn 37 and this thing is popping off. Like it is spring break 93. So I'm fighting |
| 1:39.2 | for my life over here. So if you're watching this on YouTube, lay off me. |
| 1:44.0 | Okay, I did a full blowout this morning, and I got a lot of fucking fake hair in here. |
| 1:49.0 | So, leave me alone. |
| 1:51.0 | Anyways, what's going on? |
| 1:53.0 | Hope you guys are having a fantastic week. |
| 1:55.3 | I am very excited. |
| 1:57.2 | We got a lot of shit happening in these next couple weeks |
| 1:59.8 | down the pipeline. |
| 2:00.7 | And I again am trying to be present trying to be proactive not reactive |
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