My Life Is a DUMPSTER FIRE
Almost Adulting with Violet Benson
Violet Benson
4.8 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2023
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Hold onto your hats, Besties! It's been a rollercoaster of a week, and Violetta is here to spill the tea on all the wild and wacky adventures she's been on. From the quirks of getting paid in the entertainment biz (seriously, why does it take forever?), to some dental dilemmas involving root canals and plate implants (who knew teeth could be so eventful?), she's got stories that'll have you laughing, cringing, and shaking your head in disbelief.
But it doesn't stop there! Ever wondered what it's like when your Facebook account gets hacked? Well, Violetta’s got the lowdown on that too. Buckle up, because this episode is a whirlwind of anecdotes and unexpected twists that'll leave you wondering, "Is this real life?" So, join us for a hilarious and slightly chaotic ride through the ups and downs of Violet's week – you won't want to miss it!
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What to Listen For:
- 00:00 Intro
- 00:34 It’s just that type of week
- 02:55 Let me tell you about my week
- 05:57 Getting paid in the entertainment industry sometimes take months
- 07:52 Have you ever had plate implants?
- 12:37 Despite everything, why am I not crying right now?
- 16:12 Why did I need a new root canal?
- 19:13 And so, my Facebook account got hacked
- 27:43 Everything that happened, I did it to myself
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| 0:00.0 | What happens when you Google symptoms? You know what happens. You know what happens when you make the mistake of playing doctor and you Google your symptoms. |
| 0:10.0 | What's the first thing that will pop up? Cancer. |
| 0:14.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:17.0 | It's vile events in your favorite meme queen and the big sit you didn't ask for, |
| 0:21.0 | but need of welcome to almost adulting. |
| 0:25.0 | Are you ready? |
| 0:30.0 | Hi Vastes and welcome to a brand new almost adulting. The number one |
| 0:35.6 | podcast for mental health and personal growth. I am your big sister and |
| 0:39.7 | your host Violetta. I think that's an intro to my podcast. I don't recall I genuinely just forgot it because |
| 0:48.7 | it's just that type of week. By the way I don't understand how people buy all these products in order to make their face more shiny with makeup |
| 0:58.0 | because my face just produces natural shyness and it's so frustrating and at this point I just gave up and right now if |
| 1:05.8 | you're watching the song video I don't know if my editors post to the song video |
| 1:09.0 | but if you're watching the song video I am just as bright as the sun and is just my face oils. I just didn't care to remove |
| 1:16.9 | them. I'm also wearing a rope right now. I just didn't care to put on the regular shirt |
| 1:21.6 | because I just finished shaving my legs in the bathtub. |
| 1:26.7 | I just love sometimes having super smooth legs, not for anyone else, just for myself because I like it when I am laying in bed and my |
| 1:36.2 | legs touch each other and they're just smooth and nice little trick if you are lonely, you can only shave just one of your legs and then leave the other like hairy, so then when you put them next to each other, it does feel like you're cuddling with a man if you close your eyes and you're on drugs |
| 1:58.7 | Then you can imagine and it feels like you are playing footies with a man who's hairy, but I forgot to do that so plus I'm not lonely. |
| 2:08.8 | So anyway I shaved both of my legs it feels nice but I just put on a rope instead of feeling like |
| 2:14.0 | putting on a regular outfit because who am I trying to impress I never leave my house |
| 2:19.9 | I'm just being honest anyway so right now I'm wearing this rope. If you are on video, you will see. Let me show you. It's basically what you're seeing. It's a dragon. I think we got it in Japan or China years ago when I was I mean so many years ago it's beautiful I'm |
| 2:37.6 | obsessed with it there's a dragon on it dragon is the So, but the thing is, the rope I'm wearing is silk and blue, but I did lose the string that you |
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