My Insurrectionist Friend, Kid Caller, Religious

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Sarah may be a godless Jew, but that doesn’t mean she can’t experience the magic of Christmas! She also gets her first-ever kid caller and explains why emotional discomfort is her sweet spot. You can leave a voice memo for Sarah at speakpipe.com/TheSarahSilvermanPodcast. Sales and Distribution by Lemonada Media https://lemonadamedia.com/ Please support our sponsors: Add more vitality to your life today, with Tru Niagen. Right now, new customers can save 10% on their first purchase by going to TruNiagen.com/sarah and use code sarah! In Switchcraft, you take on the role of a witch at Pendle Hill, the world’s top Academy of witchcraft. Download Switchcraft for free and unlock the magical mystery! Start building better habits for healthier, long-term results. Sign up for your trial at Noom.com/SILVERMAN. Warby Parker is committed to providing exceptional vision care online and in stores – offering eyeglasses, sunglasses, eye exams, and contact lenses! Try 5 pairs of glasses at home for free at warbyparker.com/sarah.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hi everybody, it's your best friend Sarah Silverman.
0:17.9	You know, I was, I actually went to the Grove, haven't been there since I think Pre-Pam.
0:26.7	If you don't know the Grove is like an outdoor shopping mall in here in LA, and it was the
0:31.2	Sunday before Christmas, it was a madhouse, but it was open till 11, and there's nothing
0:36.4	I like more than night shopping, you know?
0:38.8	I don't know why.
0:40.0	That's when I want to shop at night.
0:42.2	So we go, the traffic is insane.
0:46.2	Just to get into the Grove, there was traffic like around the block.
0:51.1	I said, let's just get Zen.
0:52.8	We're doing this.
0:53.8	Let's enjoy the car.
0:54.8	Play music.
0:55.8	Let's talk, you know?
0:57.8	We finally get in there.
0:58.8	It is so packed.
0:59.8	It was actually scary.
1:01.0	It was just, even though it's outdoors, we had our masks on.
1:04.4	It was just jammed, like just walking from one store to another felt like you were in
1:09.1	a line just to get to the next place.
1:13.0	But then we look up, and there's this fucking giant, giant Christmas tree in the middle of
1:21.2	the whole place.
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