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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2024

⏱️ 48 minutes

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My In/Out List for 2024 Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/unhingedfree and use code unhingedfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. That’s free breakfast for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/unhingedfree with code unhingedfree. A wee bit hungover to start 2024, Chris goes off on the top New Year’s resolutions of 2024, weighs in on fitness, finance and losing weight, suggests making time for loved ones and mental health, praises picking up hobbies, pops off about pickleball, shares about smoking and drinking, wants work-life balance, calls out unrealistic resolutions, celebrates having health insurance, gives advice to callers, figures out romance for a flight attendant, gets worked up over what’s in and what’s out, opens up about being opinionated, delights about becoming a delusional c*nt, drops a bomb about bidets, celebrates natural beauty, has a few words for Selena Gomez, and invites his audience to come to his stand up and live taping of the podcast at the Punch Line in Philly on January 13. For audio episodes (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://link.chtbl.com/unhinged Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens: http://instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens https://www.tiktok.com/@unhingedclips Produced by Chris Klemens, Jake Wachtel (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/ ) & Justin Bretter (https://justinbretter.com) Filmed and Edited by Justin Bretter (https://www.instagram.com/fieldsobriety/) Special thanks to Jake Wachtel (https://www.noworriesentertainment.com/about-us-01) (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:02.8	And we are live.
0:10.8	Hey everybody, what's up and welcome back to Unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:16.3	I would just like to start off this episode with saying, happy new year.
0:21.2	It is quite literally the 1st of January in the year. It is quite literally the 1st of January in the year of 2024. And I am, okay, fine, I'll admit it. A little hung
0:32.4	over.
0:33.0	Sue me.
0:34.0	I, for New Year's, always spend it, well, not always, but like,
0:40.0	we always try and get together, my three besties from high school.
0:45.0	Last year I was in Antarctica so we did not...
0:50.0	Oh my God that's so crazy. I woke up last year and was in America. Now where am I waking up in my friend's guest room with my dog who ate my sneakers?
1:00.0	He he! It's amazing what can happen in a year now before we get into the episode be sure to
1:05.5	subscribe to unhinged with Chris Clemens wherever you get your podcasts if you like
1:10.0	video episodes we put them up on YouTube. YouTube. . . . . . . . .
1:14.0	unhinged, so be sure to subscribe and like the video and leave a comment.
1:18.0	Oh my God, go crazy girls.
1:20.0	Hit that bell.
1:22.0	I mean, go nuts.
1:26.1	Also, I'm very excited to say that on January 13th
1:29.8	in like two weeks, I am performing in Philadelphia. We are going to be doing an
1:34.8	episode of the podcast and then I am going to be doing stand-up afterwards. There's a
1:39.5	few tickets left, so be sure to hit the link down below yeah they're on
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