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Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Go to https://amzn.to/3h98dD6 to get your LUPii bars and pasta. Make sure to use code Chris20 to get 20% off. Dressed as Jesus, Chris helps callers figure out perfect presents, bestows advice on a revenge gone bad, plays Santa for a retired state trooper, a mechanic, a dad, and a gay bestie, suggests the ultimate white elephant gift, helps a listener who wants to attend a live taping of Unhinged with job advice, and closes out the episode with a narcissist test that reveals what Chris has always feared. For audio episodes (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://link.chtbl.com/unhinged Leave Chris a voicemail: 310-844-6459 Submit your secrets: https://forms.gle/ZPtbT3EKFHQWpZ4K7 Follow Unhinged with Chris Klemens: http://instagram.com/unhingedwithchrisklemens https://www.tiktok.com/@unhingedclips Produced by Chris Klemens, Jake Wachtel (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/ ) & Justin Bretter (https://justinbretter.com) Filmed and Edited by Justin Bretter (https://www.instagram.com/fieldsobriety/) Special thanks to Jake Wachtel (https://www.noworriesentertainment.com/about-us-01) (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Spark your creativity with the Sims. Sometimes you might feel like you're not creative
0:07.0	and you have to go in search of your creative spark again. Maybe this is catching up with creative
0:11.9	friends, experimenting with a new look or trying out a new recipe.
0:16.0	And thanks to The Sims, inspiration is just one game and one spark away.
0:21.0	Ready to spark something? Download the Sims 4 and play for free. Hello, my name is Jesus, and welcome to my birthday bash.
0:39.0	No, the way that I will be flying exclusively private to hell when I die.
0:45.5	Hi everybody, my name is Chris Clemens and welcome back to unhinged with Chris Clemens.
0:50.9	Now if you're not watching that intro was very confusing.
0:55.6	I have done Christmas specials or holiday specials in the past
0:58.8	where I've dressed up as Santa,
1:00.4	Brittany and I have dressed up as Santa and Mrs. Claus.
1:04.0	This year, I just feel like we're not remembering the reason for the season.
1:10.9	The reason for the season is me Jesus
1:13.7	Christ. Yeah, no, I made a thorn of crowns
1:18.8	from a tree that I recently chopped down
1:21.7	because I'm so fucking masculine and the wig is not a wig it is
1:27.1	literally one parentheses one bundle of hair that I bought from Sally Beauty which was a funny story because it turned into a whole
1:35.7	fucking meet and great.
1:36.7	And hi to the new fans I have who work at Sally Beauty in Delaware.
1:40.0	Shout out to you guys for helping a very disgruntled white man burst through the door and say,
1:46.7	hi, I need to look like Jesus help.
1:51.2	And so they pointed me to eyebrow pencils, which is my beard and this like little $3 bundle that was a braid and is now just draped over my head.
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