My Husband Is Such A Dummy
Strawberry Letter
iHeartPodcasts
4.5 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 4 July 2022
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
Dear Steve and Shirley, I have been married for 20 years and it’s been the longest 20 years ever. Neither of us have been perfect in the marriage, but I got myself together and I was hoping that my dumb ass husband did too. But it seems like there are far too many ways for him to do his dirty deeds now. About three months ago, he sent me a text that was intended for someone else. He wanted to meet up after work. I busted him and he lied and said that the text was for me and he was trying something new to keep our marriage interesting. I knew he was lying, so I started paying close attention to his daily call logs on the cell phone bill...........
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:05.7 | All right, it's time now for today's Strawberry Letter. |
| 0:08.8 | And if you need advice on relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting, and more, |
| 0:13.7 | please submit your Strawberry Letter on Steve Harvey FM and just click Submit Strawberry Letter. |
| 0:19.7 | We'll get it. |
| 0:20.3 | And we could be reading your letter live on the air just like we're going |
| 0:23.4 | to read this one right here, right now, today, all right? |
| 0:26.2 | Buckle up and hold on tight. |
| 0:27.7 | We got it for you. |
| 0:28.5 | Here it is the strawberry letter. |
| 0:30.1 | Subject, my husband is such a dummy. |
| 0:33.4 | Dear Stephen Shirley, I've been married for 20 years, and it's been the longest 20 years ever. |
| 0:40.1 | Neither of us has been perfect in the marriage, but I got myself together, and I was hoping that my dumb ASS husband did too. |
| 0:49.9 | Dumbass. |
| 0:50.9 | Uh-huh. |
| 0:51.6 | But it seems like there are far too many ways for him to do his dirty deeds now. |
| 0:56.0 | About three months ago, he sent me a text that was intended for someone else. |
| 1:00.3 | He wanted to meet up after work. |
| 1:02.2 | I busted him, mm-hmm. |
| 1:04.4 | And he lied and said that the text was for me, and he was trying something new to keep our marriage interesting. |
| 1:16.6 | I knew he was lying, so I started paying close attention to his daily call logs on the cell phone bill. He was dialing all kinds of numbers that I had never seen before. |
| 1:21.6 | I didn't ask him about it because I needed more proof. |
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