My gas stove and oven now uses the pronouns of cook and bake

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Happy M&M meltdown January, the annual tradition where we rend our garments and rip the hair from our heads over woke m&m's. This year, there's too many women on the package.

Also: the right wing spins itself into a frenzy, first pretending that Joe Biden is going to ban gas stoves, then pretending to defy such a ban by coming increasingly close to burning their houses down.

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Music:

Gel - Mental Static

Kownloon Walled City - Oxygen Tent

Transcript

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0:00.0	The liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoania today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border but stay tuned guys and we'll show you exactly what
0:23.6	we're showing exactly what it looked like when they're just going to get us all there in bar and
0:31.5	stay tuned i'm alexander edward and i'm tony boswell and we are minion death cult the world is ending uh I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.9	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:40.3	The world is ending.
0:44.1	Eminem's, they freaking went woke.
0:44.8	Did you know?
0:49.4	I thought they already went woke.
0:52.4	But apparently they just went woke.
0:56.5	I'm concerned there's a new level of woke that I'm not aware of now.
0:58.4	And that that is really scares me.
0:59.8	Okay.
1:00.3	Yeah.
1:01.5	Terrified.
1:03.4	Alternative intro.
1:06.9	The world is ending.
1:15.7	Not filling your home with natural gas is responsible we're documenting it patriots they're trying to prevent you from filling your home with colorless and somewhat odorless gas do
1:21.5	not listen do not allow them to subdue you don't do it matter of fact keep a candle lit at all times. Yeah, what's up,
1:30.3	everybody. So it's January. So you know what that means. Happy M&M Meltdown January. It is
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