Conservatives don't wear gas masks even in Brazil
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2023
⏱️ 5 minutes
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This week we cover the attempted right-wing coup in Brazil, the hilarious fallout, and the thick miasma of cope emanating out of conservative spaces across the internet.
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah. Just watching this unfold and stewing and being like that that could be us. We could be the ones getting rounded up and arrested. Probably thrown in prison for a couple years. |
| 0:15.1 | 2T Creative says this is usually the results when an election is fraudulent and stolen. Andrew Zeminsky says, conservatives don't wear gas masks even in Brazil. |
| 0:24.4 | Another J6 theater. |
| 0:26.3 | So this guy finally our first skeptic. |
| 0:30.1 | And don't worry, folks. |
| 0:31.5 | There are skeptics. |
| 0:32.5 | But yeah, conservatives don't wear gas masks even in Brazil. |
| 0:38.1 | Conservatives, we don't wear gas. Even if there's a ton of gas around and a ton of cameras, everybody's carrying a mobile snitch device. |
| 0:47.2 | Conservatives aren't going to fucking wear masks. |
| 0:49.4 | Are you kidding me? |
| 0:50.9 | No, they would never be, because why would you censor your lungs? |
| 0:54.3 | Why would you censor your lungs from the toxins they can get? |
| 0:57.6 | I love an American conservative watching a Brazilian fascist, like, in a mask on TV and being like, fucking idiot. |
| 1:05.1 | What are you thinking? |
| 1:06.4 | What are you doing? |
| 1:07.9 | You're telling on... |
| 1:08.8 | You're showing them you have weakness. |
| 1:11.4 | Like, that's why I just |
| 1:12.3 | that's why I regularly just like go |
| 1:14.3 | inhale fiberglass just to make my lungs stronger. |
| 1:17.4 | Okay. Mama Kelkell says |
| 1:20.4 | I was going to say Biden has been in touch |
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