My Family: Mom Advice & Brother Reveal

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

It's a family reunion! I'm in the middle of my midwest tour and stopped by Indiana to see my brother, his wife, and meet my newborn niece! My mom starts the episode giving us advice, then Jeanie (my sister-in-law and new mom) comes on to discuss the realities of pregnancy that people don't talk about. She also tells us what baby products are worth buying and which ones you shouldn't waste your time with. Lastly, my brother comes on and I make him answer some of my 'Han on the Street" questions from TikTok and we get surprisingly deep. Enjoy my fam!

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0:00.0	What's up? I am Jetsetting the world right now. I am in Monster Indiana. And guess what? It's a family episode. You are getting the burners. We're having my mom on. Then I'm gonna have new mom Jeannie come through.
0:29.0	And then the first ever sighting of my brother. Hopefully. Hopefully. I was like, Dan, how do you want to come on? And he was like, okay. So we'll see. I kind of want to ask him some men on the street questions and see how he holds up. I am currently in Indiana this weekend. I'm going to be in Grand Rapids. And then I have Minneapolis. Then Nashville, Alabama, Hannahburn.com. You guys know what's going on. Look at me with the admin. I'm feeling good. I just had a nap. And I'm with my mom, who's been traveling with me on my Midwest.
0:59.0	I'm just a tour. How's it been? We're surviving on the road. Just two road dogs. Road dogs. Road dogs. Hashtag road dogs. I was, you know, this was my test for how I can handle the mom and your job. And I don't know how to do.
1:16.0	But that doesn't have shit on you. I'll play that right now. Yeah, we're just destroying hotel rooms, leaving. No, that's just me destroying bathrooms because we had too much cheese and Wisconsin. But it was, let's face it. I'm really just your chauffeur.
1:32.0	Your mom. You're my chauffeur. You're my emotional support system. You wake me up when I nap. We had fun in Milwaukee was.
1:39.8	mountain, Madison.
1:42.9	You guys, I got to see my old school.
1:45.1	And it is crazy how beautiful your campus looks
1:47.9	when you're not crying.
1:49.9	I had, like, I was obviously playing tennis
1:54.0	so I had all these workouts and all this pressure.
1:56.6	And to go back and just see the school for what it is, which
1:59.8	is these beautiful lakes, stage street, amazing food,
2:03.1	nice people, these sweet kids just walking to school.
2:06.4	You see how so much is what you do in your own head.
2:10.6	It's not about where you are.
2:12.0	It's how you think about it.
2:13.5	It was so fun to be there again.
2:14.8	We hadn't been there since 2015 and Daniel graduated.
2:17.8	Yes.
2:18.8	And they don't shy on the food at all.
2:23.3	I mean, the best burgers, cheese curds,
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