My Ex Wants Our Dog Back

U Up?

Betches

Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Relationships, Comedy

4.7 • 14.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 January 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

J&J touch on the Ashley Tisdale friend-group drama and how being quietly dropped by friends feels a lot like modern dating, where things just fade out instead of ending with an honest conversation. J&J dive into listener emails, starting with a listener wondering if dating someone with zero social media in 2026 is normal or a red flag? They debate a messy breakup dog custody case in a classic petty or prudent, breaking down responsibility, fairness, and post-breakup guilt. Advice continues with how to deal with single friends who complain about dating but refuse to actually go on dates?! They end the episode with some fun red flag or dealbreaker about eating fries with a fork, to splitting a pricey bottle of wine and giving big birthday gifts too early. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	AWS AI is how industry leaders are transforming how we learn, live, and solve tomorrow's challenges.
0:07.0	Take Phillips.
0:09.0	Using AI to turn millions of medical scans into answers, faster.
0:14.0	Hear that? That's the sound of car manufacturers using AI to shift production up a gear.
0:20.0	And how gaming worlds level up as you play.
0:24.6	Across industries worldwide, AWS AI is how innovation happens every day. I would love a bigger TV.
0:31.6	Yeah. This is the Michael Scott TV. Literally going to say that.
0:41.0	Hello and welcome back to the U.S. podcast.
0:43.2	I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:44.2	And I am Jared Fried.
0:46.9	It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana.
0:48.5	How are you?
0:49.2	How are you doing?
0:49.9	What's the haps?
0:50.7	I am good.
0:53.0	I'm, you know, ready to go. You ready to pop? Almost. This turkey ready to go? Almost. We cooked it up. I'm hoping I got a few more weeks. Yes. Yeah. It's been, I will say, it's been depressing recording with you because you, I feel like you keep getting like thinner and tanner. Whoa. And I'm like here getting. I'm like getting like bigger and paler. Um, as the winter progresses. Two different directions. Yes. So, um, it's been, you know, it's been tough. I've been envious. You just, you just, you just, you know, glide in from Florida. That's right. Just looking. This is all men. We get older. We age like fine wine. You guys become haggard messes. It's over. For the next generation. It's over for me. Boy, if that doesn't get me canceled by the audience, I don't know what will. There's your sound bite. Jared refers to women as haggard vehicles. Yes. So listen, okay, wait, I have questions for you. Well, I'm the subject of having a kid. Okay. The Ashley Tisdell story to me, I'm like very curious at it. How do you haven't asked you yet. I wanted to ask on the air.
2:03.9	I do think there's a dating angle for this.
2:05.7	So the reason I'm bringing this up.
2:05.9	Okay.
2:06.7	What's the dating angle? Well, I want to first, I, so Ashley Tisdell, right.
2:10.1	You probably know about this story.
2:11.8	I saw a headline and my initial reaction was this is catnip for millennial women.
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