My Ex’s New Girlfriend Moved In Next Door

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2025

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

This week on U Up?, we’re making the most of our extra hour of daylight, mostly by making excuses to leave work early. Jared’s fresh off of a trip to Boca and has the fresh tan to prove it. Jordana’s planning for her own winter getaway with an upcoming trip to the Cayman Islands. Jared tells us about a strange run-in he had with a fan while on a swanky date. Later, we hear from a listener who’s conflicted about whether or not she should go on a girl’s trip to Miami because it makes her boyfriend uncomfortable. On “Awkward Encounter,” an apartment nightmare turns into a reality when a listener’s sister finds out her ex boyfriend’s new girlfriend moved into the unit next door. On “Red Flag or Deal Breaker?”, we got bet bragging, dog poop hurling and trauma dumping. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:29.8	What would make you uncomfortable with your husband going on a trip? If Mike would go away
0:34.4	and I wouldn't get a text at the end of the night or something at the end of the night, yeah, I'd be like a little anxious.
0:38.9	I don't think that's like crazy. Right. And I'm sure you'd be anxious for a number of things. Like, is he okay?
0:45.2	More about, more aboutF podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Fried. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. And if anyone is watching on YouTube, you can see that we are matchy, matchy. We are wearing our, is that my wife hat? How great. Is that my wife? Is that my wife? Hat? you have to say it that way. You're right. Is that my wife?
1:11.3	No.
1:12.8	Is that my wife?
1:13.2	Yes. Is that my wife?
1:14.5	Like you just discovered your wife passed out in your hallway.
1:18.2	Yes, you have to say it like that.
1:19.8	You asked for it.
1:20.8	We brought it.
1:21.6	This is the, and these are, this is, I'm a hat guy.
1:24.2	You are.
1:24.7	They look, they looks great on you thank you it is a clean hat I love the
1:28.4	color I love it it's not like you know what I like about I like merch that doesn't look like
1:33.6	merch like like this doesn't say you up on it it's just this is an inside joke just for us
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