Hello! Woe!

and welcome to very amusing,

your one-stop shop for the stories, secrets and shenanigans

of a

pop corn-fueled theme park journalist. I'm Carly Wiesel.

And there, so I'm obviously on the new mic,

I have like a new filter, everything sounds great.

But if you make too much noise, a red light appears,

and I'm kind of trying to treat the red light as like oh that means I

hit the note on the intro and it didn't happen this time because I was a little

scared but it'll it'll happen no it hasn't happened yet I did in one other time in the episode, but I don't see it. Anyway, hi, hello, welcome to very amusing. I have a lot going on in my brain this week because it is my daughter's first birthday tomorrow. I can't even handle it. The

passage of time makes no sense to me. It's like sand slipping through my fingers. But somehow

pearly girly is going to be one over the weekend. I took her to her very first puppet show which you know for me is a big old deal

We went to Bob Baker Marion at theater one of my very favorite places in LA, and she saw her first full length puppet

show.

I didn't take her sooner because I honestly, I thought she was going to scream and cry the whole time

because a child has no basis for a marionette moving around and their

marionettes usually look like people they have some there were some in the show that

were like anthropomorphized rats like there's a lot like they look like big animals

with like act like people so they're like these big rats and then there was this

a black cat who's a celebrity at the theater I mean we don't have to get into it

but like black Cat was there.

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