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What happened on the first date that made you realize there won't be a second? I really want to find out. No Advantage 579 says this unfortunately will get buried. No it won't. But we were supposed to meet in an art gallery. That's a nice date. That was where I had a first date once. Gorgeous place in Vienna. Summer. I'm there. He doesn't show. I'm bummed and walk around, checking out the art, and then get a drink outside. Lush, so lush. I had texted him while still in the art gallery. I take it you're not coming anymore. He replied while I was having a drink at the nearby outside bar cafe. I was there. You looked at the photography and the longest and then you really

liked the sculpture with the plastic bubbles. I'm the security guy watching the security cameras.

What? What? I just wanted to watch a little bit first before we actually meet. My shift ends

in half an hour. Fancy a drink. You're still nearby, right?

Terrifying.

I ran.

Effing ran.

What even is that?

That's insane.

This episode is a little different.

We're reading crazy first date stories from a special Reddit thread and from you guys.

If you have any insane date stories, please, please, please add them to this video below. I'm Sophia. I'm Angie. I'm Riley. And here's the next one. But on the first one. Yeah, I wasn't sure if you're going to be able to talk about it. Is he trying to do like the 007? Oh, yeah. I on you that's kind of hot right he's like i was

watching you that whole time yeah you were wearing a pink dress you looked beautiful right

and he's like that's not not doing what you think it's doing just admiring you from afar

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