My Dad Was Probably A Murderer w/ Kirk Fox | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears - If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order + free shipping @‌IndaCloud with code BEARS at https://inda.shop/BEARS ! #indacloudpod - Head to https://DRINKAG1.com/BEARS to get a FREE Welcome Kit with an AG1 Flavor Sampler and a bottle of Vitamin D3 plus K2, when you first subscribe! - Our listeners get 10% off their first month at https://betterhelp.com/bears ‌ Tom Segura returns to the cave with the one-and-only Kirk Fox, comedian, actor, and possibly a future Supermax inmate, depending on how you interpret this episode. The two dive into Kirk’s accidental tennis-career-turned-acting path, his eccentric family upbringing (outdoor showers, blood-written memorials, and a grandma in a box), and his lifelong dream of becoming either an FBI profiler or a serial killer — whichever opportunity arrives first. From Waymo self-driving cars acting like drunk Uber drivers to territorial pissings, choke etiquette, BTK, Tommy Lynn Sells, Vince Champ the stand-up sex criminal, and a full breakdown of Supermax prison life, this episode spirals into a darkly hilarious masterclass on murder, consent, and why prison might actually be relaxing if you need more sleep. If the FBI is listening — it’s all jokes. Probably. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 315 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:34 - Tennis Legend Kirk Fox 00:08:40 - Charo Looks Like Bon Jovi 00:11:20 - Kirk’s Home Life 00:17:53 - Golden Showers 00:24:46 - More Killers & AI Sex Robots 00:33:42 - Tommy Lynn Sells & Killing by Train 00:37:43 - The Next Killer in Our Friend Group 00:40:49 - Supermax Prison Fantasy 00:46:29 - My Dad Was A Serial Killer 00:52:38 - Vince Champ: The Sex Crime Comedian 00:58:21 - Kirk’s FBI Dreams & Shamelessness 01:02:22 - Kirk & Tom Check Out Vince Champ's Comedy 01:06:07 - See You In Prison Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, everyone. I have some exciting shows coming up on Saturday, November 29th. I will be in
0:04.4	Tacoma, Washington at the Emerald Queen Casino. After that, I'll be in Oakland, California at the
0:10.6	Paramount Theater on November 30th. Tickets and all info is at tomscore.com slash tour.
0:21.2	Hello and welcome to another episode of Two Bears, One Cave.
0:25.1	Bert, you look great.
0:26.3	Thank you, man.
0:27.0	I've been trimming up, and, you know, I'm happy to be here.
0:31.2	Yeah, man.
0:32.2	Such a surprise.
0:33.2	I can see that your face is kind of narrowed back in.
0:36.8	If you stop eating completely and drinking, you just find out who you really are.
0:42.8	It's fantastic.
0:43.9	So this is it.
0:44.8	This is it.
0:45.7	For those of you who don't know, I'm sitting here with the great Kirk Fox.
0:48.9	He is a very funny comedian and actor.
0:51.9	You may have seen him on Parks and Rec. You may have seen him on jury duty, reservation dogs. Wow. So many things. So many things. A lot. A lot of things. I try not to think about it. I was watching, I've seen, I don't know, every time I'm scrolling, I see a clip of you in something else. You're just... I don't watch it. I don't even really have a TV. Yeah. So when someone... Do you feel like you have a lane as an actor? A lane? You know what I mean? Like a certain type of part you get called for? Anyone on their way to prison? Yeah. Or about to be caught? Yeah. Always sex offending. There's always somebody that's a target.
1:30.4	Yeah.
1:31.3	Always a member's only jacket.
1:33.6	Do you remember the first part you got?
1:36.8	Yeah.
1:37.7	What was it?
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