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Therapy Gecko

“MY DAD HAD A SECRET”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9951 Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2022

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

We hear first from a caller whose girlfriend has been sadistically shoving various items up his ass including candy, crackers, and cactuses. Then a caller tells us about the secret his father kept from his family for their entire life before revealing it on his deathbed. Later we hear from a caller who recently gathered evidence that her grandmother may have murdered her grandfather, and a caller who has fallen madly in love with an AI chatbot called Replika. It’s a kind of intense episode on many emotional angles and one of my favorites in recent times. But it’s also my podcast so that makes me a little bias. You should listen anyway. Sometimes I wonder if people even read these descriptions. I am a gecko.

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0:00.0

Hello?

0:02.0

Is this therapy gecko?

0:06.0

Yeah, is this Jude?

0:09.0

Yes, it is.

0:10.0

What's going on with you, Jude?

0:12.0

What's going on with you Jude? So it's a bit of a long story. Well, me and my girlfriend

0:19.6

had been experimenting with several different types of psychedelics and different methods of taking them.

0:25.9

And I don't know if you, have you heard of buffing before?

0:29.1

Yeah, that's when you shove something up your ass, right?

0:32.3

Yes, yes. And so we were doing several things and it got to the

0:36.5

point where we were doing um say and you know about the sand Pedro cactus?

0:48.0

The Sano cactus? The sand pajro cactus you said? Yes, it's a cactus that contains masculine? No, I'm not familiar with the Sandpager cactus.

0:53.0

It's a South American cactus that grows quickly and does a similar effect to what

1:02.0

traditional P-O-D you would do.

1:04.1

But it got to the point where we started blending up and making a movie of sorts of

1:09.8

slurry and drinking it.

1:12.2

And at one point we both booth some San Pedro Cactus and she found I would say almost a sadistic pleasure in the act of putting a syringe in my

1:27.6

anus and putting a slurry up there and ever since, she's kind of been things that aren't drugs, won't get absorbed

1:38.1

into my system. She's been insisting forcefully on me putting these things up my butt.

1:48.0

What types of things has she been insisting that you put up your butt?

1:54.0

Food. she bin insisting that you put up your butt? Food, like fucking crackers mixed with water type situation,

2:00.0

sometimes candy,

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