My Brother, My Brother and Me 37: Hickey on my Heart

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2011

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We back-ack-ack-ack-ack like a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack. We're sorry that we missed last week, but hey, distance makes the heart grow fonder. You want us so bad right now, don't you? Well, then, have us. Suggested talking points: The Gregory Hines Calendar, LUDA, Snorgy, Lovescrooge, Silent Mike/Invisible Darlene, Sleep It, National Bath Safety Month, Pyrokinandre, Tell Me How to Touch You

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there
0:16.0	will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	If you change your mind, I'm the president of the line.
0:25.0	I'm the president of the line.
0:27.0	You can't get chants on me, if you need me, let me know.
0:32.0	Gonna be around, if you've got no place to go, when you be in town.
0:39.0	If you're all alone, when I'm breathing, where are you going?
0:44.0	Finally, it was ten days in the year of the Bahnstar.
0:49.0	It's my brother and brother and my wife showed them a modern era.
0:52.0	Finally kicking off 2011 of a late-and-start to the year. New Year's Eve is
0:57.5	technically well yesterday. Today is New Year's Day. It's time we're on a
1:03.6	different calendar than most people. Yeah. That Gregorian shit is bullshit.
1:09.0	No no no. We're on the Gregory Heins calendar.
1:11.4	Yep. What's that mean? Gregory Heins came to be tap dancing in a dream. It was him
1:19.0	and the other gentleman with the brain. Benferine? Benferine and no. Yes. Benferine
1:24.0	and Gregory Heins came to me in a dream and they said son New Year's starts on
1:32.0	the date. You people your people currently for Tuesday and
1:35.9	Tuesday. Mm-hmm. I mean it's a dream. It's getting a
1:40.7	full of moments on the line. You gotta do what happens in a dream. Everyone knows
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