My Brother, My Brother and Me 38: The Brain Wife

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2011

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Steel yourselves, dear listeners: This week's episode is MBMBaM's most important show to date. Not only are there an unprecedented number of special, memory-making moments, but there's also some big, big news revealed in the first few minutes. Don't panic! We would never do anything to hurt you, only things to please you, and we can confidently say these changes are made in the service of the latter. Suggested talking points: A Brief Big Bad Beetleborgs Phase, The Muffet, Put a Ring Upon It, Urban Legends, On the Wings of Love, Offworlders, Pay it Inward, Corner-Cut Colonoscopy

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.5	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.2	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool
0:16.7	they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby.
0:44.1	Welcome to our new friends, welcome to Old Friends. You've made it once again to my brother,
0:50.8	my brother and me, an advice show for the modern era. I'm your host Justin McElroy.
0:56.7	I'm Travis McElroy. I'm Griffin McElroy. And this is a new era. It's a bold new day as you
1:02.8	heard from our theme music. This is familiar. It's not too familiar, but it is. It will still be
1:10.0	the same. It's not exactly like in the song. It's not like the song. It's not like the song.
1:15.4	It's not like the song. It's a good song. It's a good song. It's a good song. Long mentors
1:18.8	gave us permission because we are now fancy, fancy gentlemen. Now, what could have prompted
1:24.8	to move like this? Is it the worry of lawsuits from an extremely powerful and rich musical group
1:32.9	like Abba? Absolutely. Absolutely. That's 99% of it is my fear of death in prison. You say, well,
1:40.8	you will die in prison because we don't have the rights to use that song. And here's the weird thing,
1:45.5	Abba, not so good by returning our phone calls. We try our best, but no nice. But we do want to
1:53.3	signify a change because we have, it's kind of a big deal today. It's exciting news if this is the
2:00.5	first place you're hearing about it. It is still pretty exciting even if you already know.
2:06.8	My brother, my brother, me, has joined with the Maximum Fun Network Voltron. We are the left
2:16.9	foot of the Maximum Fun Robot. We also have to be like Megazord. I mean, it has to be Voltron.
2:24.5	Can we go into like my anymore? I'm more comfortable with my more. Ideally, we would be like Dragon's Ward.
2:30.2	And we could be like our whole other Mac, but I don't think we should. I'm not going down this
2:34.4	red with you guys. There are new people listening. I can't understand. No, no, I'm just saying we
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