My Brother, My Brother and Me 36: Candlenights

My Brother, My Brother And Me

Justin McElroy

Mbmbam, Mcelroy Brothers, Advice, Justin Mcelroy, Travis Mcelroy, Comedy Advice, Mcelroy, Griffin Mcelroy, Comedy

4.9 • 31.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2010

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Between the lack of question submissions, the hurried pace and the general post-Holiday blues, we wouldn't exactly qualify this one as our "best episode." We're not sure we'd qualify it as our "most adequate episode." Is it our "worst episode ever?" That's up to you. "Most disappointing end-of-year episode?" Oh, God yes. Suggested talking points: 95 and Not Alive, Jesus' hat-expanding magic, A wizard of comedy named Patch Adams, metaphorical smudgy sticks, discretion, Kevin James' reversible circumcision

Transcript

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0:00.0	The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.
0:05.0	Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.
0:11.0	Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool they are for listening.
0:18.0	What's up, you cool baby?
0:20.0	If you change your mind, I'm the first king to lie.
0:24.0	I'm the first king to change my mind. I'm the first king to lie.
0:27.0	If you change all of me, if you need me, let me know, gonna be your round.
0:34.0	If you got your place to go, when you're free and down.
0:39.0	If you're all alone, then I'm pretty rare.
0:43.0	Well, well, how can we do that?
0:47.0	What's that underneath the desk?
0:49.0	I think there might be...
0:51.0	I think there might be one more present.
0:54.0	I'm sorry, my brother. Be careful. You don't shoot your eye out.
0:58.0	Wisdom. Your name is Justin McElroy.
1:01.0	I'm Travis McElroy.
1:03.0	I'm Griffin McElroy. Let's do this shit.
1:06.0	Yeah, post-holed bulldooms.
1:08.0	We can't have... we can cuss all we want to know.
1:11.0	Fuck fuck off.
1:12.0	Thank fuck, because...
1:14.0	God, that was hard. I hope you're all alone.
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