The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sexpert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up you cool baby?

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.

So unfair. Best day of the year.

Why couldn't they, like our parents are intelligent people. Why couldn't they've, you know,

timed it out so that I would come out on a, I have to wait another like six months for mine.

I know. Today's Travis and Justin's birthday. Justin, that's me, me and Travis.

It is our birthday. And we're celebrating in style. I always kind of found it weak.

The, when we were growing up and, you know, Griffin was still a small wee babe. He would get

presents on our birthday because the three that didn't, right, he didn't understand.

Weak sauce. Do you know why that happened? Because I would, I would have cried if I didn't.

Yeah, because he had a baby chromagnum brain. Baby brains and chromagnum brains are basically the same

thing. But it is our birthday. We're celebrating the only way we know how by taking your ignorance

of certain topics, turning it, alchemy like into wisdom. This is my brother, my brother,

me. It's an advice show for the modern era. Let's just get right into it. I want to cut through

the red tape, cut through all the business and just really get down into this deep.

So let's start off with an email. It says, I, I have a cat who is generally a bit standoffish.

She does a snuggle. Doesn't much like being picked up. The only time she wants to get on my lap

is when I'm in the bathroom tending to secondary biological output. I have always enjoyed her company

as an alternative to reading or staring blankly at a wall. My husband, however,

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