The McElroy brothers are not experts, and their advice should never be followed.

Travis insists he's a sex expert, but if there's a degree on his wall, I haven't seen it.

Also, this show isn't for kids, which I mentioned only so the babies out there will know how cool

they are for listening. What's up, you cool baby?

Open your minds, open your hearts, open your spirits, open your doors, open your hands,

open your wallets, open your wallets, open your iTunes and your Zunes and your eyes and your

pies and your ears and your win-amps. Listening is not a two-way street. It's time now for you to relax,

breathe and learn with my brother and my brother and me. It's an advice show for the modern era.

I am Justin McElroy. I am Travis McElroy. I am Griffin McElroy. I don't like that idea that

that listening isn't a two-way street. You're saying that we shouldn't be having a dialogue

with our fans right now? No, a dialogue is a two-way street, but listening is not. If listening

or two-way street, there just be a lot of quiet. Sure, but I want people to feel like they can

come to us and talk to us. Thank you, but they've already had their part of the conversation

goes on for literally the entire week except for an hour. I like to imagine this for this whole

week. We've been sort of sagely not against striking our chances. As the world just moans and whales,

we just listen to these times. Yeah, and then like for one week out for one hour at a park.

Just give that wisdom down. So if you're driving, stop, go park. If you're sweeping,

finish sweeping and then stop. Give yourselves to us. Yeah, give your body in 40 minutes.

As we convert your questions into wisdom. You can call this period, you listen to the show,

the calm. Welcome to the calm. That's our new name, the calm. This one comes from Super Sarah 77,

which I like for the eliteration. How do I deal with my sweet mates, Ruckus,

Arithmic lovemaking? Her squeaking the bed is getting to me. Her squeaking bed is getting to me. Hi,

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