Welcome back to the basement yard. It is Tuesday, December 22nd. I am a daylight. I know fucking relax. Okay.

I was getting a bunch of tweets like, oh my god. Where's the pocket? What the fuck? Like it's their paycheck. Like relax. You'll be fine.

All right. You'll be fine. It's one day late. It's not your medicine. You're not gonna die if you don't get it.

But I'm a daylight because I had shit to do yesterday.

Uh, but that's a shit excuse. I just totally forgot about it. Honestly, I even planned to do it. I was like, okay,

I'll do this here and then I'll record it in the morning and then get it out and I didn't do any of that shit. But, um,

it's because yesterday I had a secret Santa party at my house and I had to I was running around all day, like buying a bunch of like alcohol and food to stuff to cook.

Um, so I couldn't do it. I just totally forgot.

Like my group of friends. I've known them since I was in like third grade. It's like 15 of us.

We've all hung out every single day of our lives since then. And this is the first year ever that we did a secret Santa.

Uh, but it was it was successful and it was hilarious. My friend Frankie.

My friend Frankie had my friend Dylan. My friend Dylan's like a huge rangers fan.

Huge rangers fan and he's always tweeting during the games like if they're doing bad. He's like, oh, this team's always fucking me.

Or if they're doing good, he's like, oh, Rick and Ash deserves a hand job. So my friend Frankie got Dylan.

So he bought him a black dildo with a suction cup at the end. By the way, this thing has balls.

Why dildos have balls is beyond me. That is I can't that's the most unnecessary thing in the world.

You know, why are you having balls? You don't need balls. Anyway, so things got balls.

And that's probably like an extra five bucks. He paid for the balls anyway. Um, so you can suction cup it to the wall.

And what he did is he he printed out pictures of the entire rangers lineup.

And he put a piece of velcro on the back of this dildo so you could velcro pictures of whoever's there.

So he's like, so as Dylan's opening the gift, he goes, yo, so

if whatever player, uh, fucks up, Mrs. Opennet goal or whatever gives up a goal, then you could put their face on the dildo

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