Welcome back to the basement yard. It's Monday December 28th

4.30 in the afternoon and it's already dark out. I hate this horse shit. I hate it

Hope you guys had a nice Christmas

And you got whatever you wanted. I got a bunch of random gifts

None weirder than the one that my mother gave me which was a fucking lava lamp

I'm like it was so weird like I'm it's Christmas morning. Everyone's open up gifts. I'm like I got something for everyone

And she gave me this thing. It's like a tube

And I'm like, what is this thing? So I open it and it's a lava lamp and immediately I'm like, wow what?

And everyone starts laughing. She's like, you're really hard to shop for. I saw it. I know you like weird stuff

So this is what I got. I'm like, ma

But you know, I was kind of excited actually which I use it. It's plugged in right now and it's it's a

lava lamping. I don't really know the verb of what it's doing. It's

It's getting hot and it's moving around. I don't know. These things are fucking dangerous though

Dude, and these are popular back in 95 or whenever my mom's about, you know, 10 years late on this gift

But when these were popular, they were like in everyone's bedroom like how many people must have died

from lava lamps

They thought it was cool and then you know you just die. They get I'm touching it right now

This thing is hot as fuck if any any type of cloth is like leaning up against this

You leave your lava lamp on and you leave the room you come back. It's fucking inflames

And I don't even know what's inside it like I think

Like what if it breaks if it falls because it's at the edge of my desk. I don't know what to do with it

I don't know where else to put it. There's not really room for it

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