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Inside the Closet

My Boring Potato Son

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2020

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Hello Closeteers, we at #InsideTheCloset want you to know that we hear you! So much so that we're responding to you, because we are answering listener questions this week. We got questions from lesbians, gays, and even Nick Smith. If you're not already registered to vote, then we don't know what you're doing, but please do that ASAP! We promise it's more important than trigonometry. Be sure to rate, subscribe, and follow us on Instagram and Patreon for EXCLUSIVE closet content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sky Pines Avenue.

0:02.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane.

0:05.0

I'm Emma Wilman.

0:06.0

And this is inside the closet.

0:08.0

Inside the closet.

0:10.0

Well, we're back.

0:11.0

I just want to paint a picture for Emma. for those who can't see Emma right now.

0:14.8

If you follow us on our Patreon, you can.

0:17.1

Emma has her mask around her neck with the headphones on and the microphone.

0:24.1

Well, she just took it off, but.

0:26.2

I like when I'm not using the mask, I'll like lower it,

0:29.6

not like a holster, but like I'll just like lower it

0:32.1

so then I just put it back back on but it's been like my

0:33.9

ears are all pained from it is it too tight around your ears and I saw there's a

0:41.6

comedian in New York Matt Richard I saw him last night doing a joke where he was talking about how he judges people if they're wearing the medical now. He's like, we've had enough time to get like a custom math, what are you doing and I still wearing these medical

0:56.1

masks I was like yeah I gotta step it up I gotta get like a custom cool math.

1:00.6

Just Amazon has some.

1:02.8

I someone made me a golden girls mask.

1:05.9

That's fun.

1:06.9

It's fun.

1:07.9

Yeah, because you get compliments.

1:09.3

It's like walking around with a dog.

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