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Inside the Closet

A Porcupine's Butt

Inside the Closet

Starburns Audio

Comedy

4.81.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

The duck goes "quack," the horse goes "neigh," and this week #InsideTheCloset goes "things are pretty tough right now and it's important to feel your feelings." That's right we're covering the ABCs of homosexuality. Acai bowls, Breakups, and Cocaine. Remember to rate and review us on Apple Podcasts, and follow us on Instagram! We love you all, and appreciate your continued support. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Sky Pines Avenue.

0:03.0

Hey, this is Mateo Lane.

0:05.0

I'm Emma Wilman.

0:06.0

And this is Inside the Closet.

0:10.0

All right, here we are another episode of Inside the Closet.

0:13.0

My sounds better.

0:15.0

Sounds great.

0:16.0

Did you get a new microphone?

0:17.0

I mean, I have an old microphone and then I realize because they just sent me something

0:21.0

that I don't have the right.

0:22.0

My microphone is in this don't have the right. I had my microphones in

0:23.4

this place have extra storage so I was like oh God so I'm just using my gay pilot

0:27.9

headphones again. It's gay because it's on hit Mateo's head it's not like a rainbow. It's like I mean it's gay because it's on hit Mateo's head. It's not like a rainbow.

0:33.0

It's pretty I mean it's gay looking in general headphones in general like pilot

0:37.7

headphones in general are just gay looking. Why? Because there's something

0:41.9

cost to me about it you know know what I mean? Like it's so, like if you see someone like a fireman, like if you were to see a milkman from the 1950s, you'd be like gay because it's just like kind of

0:54.0

it's almost like cost to me you know what I mean so not gay in a bad way but just you

0:59.2

be like oh that person's a homosexual they're delivering Because it's like, it's like performative.

1:04.0

There's, it feels like performative.

1:07.0

Like there's something performative about it, yeah.

1:09.0

So like when you see like a pilot, like, none of the, none of it's necessary like the uniform little wing thing like do they

1:16.4

have like a badge like they're in war I don't know it's just you know like you're just

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