"MY BLOODY F*CKING DICK" with CRAIG CONANT
Good Morning, Sodomites!
Zach Noe Towers
4.9 • 536 Ratings
🗓️ 11 December 2020
⏱️ 74 minutes
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You may know Craig Conant from MTV, but did you know he once had a seaside threesome with two complete strangers?? Or that he split open stitches while jerkin' it?!
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, Sotomites. It's me, your host, Zach Newee Towers, and this is a podcast about sex. |
| 0:07.9 | I'm not sure if I've ever said that in an intro, but the title's a little self-explanatory. |
| 0:15.3 | Let's dive right in, a little bit about Sadiqami. It's getting easier to come. For those of you who did not listen |
| 0:26.4 | to last week's episode, I'm on week three of my Zoloft journey. I started taking it for |
| 0:35.1 | anxiety. And whereas I have not felt my anxiety go down any. |
| 0:40.8 | It was making it really hard for me to come, which is a side effect that affects I guess |
| 0:46.4 | 15% of people who take an SSRI. And it was just, it was baffling. Like the the orgasm was right in front of me. Like, I, I, I was watching |
| 0:58.4 | porn, which I actually don't do a lot because I didn't, for the past year, I've tried to, like, |
| 1:03.0 | kind of cut back on porn because I didn't want to get used to it. But I was watching porn, |
| 1:07.6 | like fully hard, um, because like, getting hard was not my issue in this, in this |
| 1:12.9 | situation. And like, the orgasm was like right there. Like, I don't know how to explain it. It was |
| 1:18.0 | like in sight. It was visible. It was like behind a paywall. I just, I couldn't get there. It was |
| 1:25.6 | psychotic. Um, eventually, eventually I like squeaked out an orgasm just like a |
| 1:32.4 | and based on how long I had been like beating my junk, it should have been, it should have been a life-altering |
| 1:41.3 | orgasm. But it wasn't. It was just like a little, like a little |
| 1:45.7 | meh, it would have been like what that trombones sound like, wah, wah, wah, it was not good. |
| 1:53.8 | But, but it's getting easier. And the orgasms are feeling better. So that's exciting. Uh, I also, between last week and |
| 2:03.7 | this week, my psychiatrist put me on well, butrin, which is used to treat depression and |
| 2:11.0 | ADHD, because I've had like concentration issues in the past. And, um, the Zoloft seemed to me |
| 2:17.4 | making me more tired and like a harder to |
| 2:20.4 | concentrate. And so we did the Wellbutrin. However, and I know I'm going to get flack for this, |
| 2:27.2 | I only made it two days on the Wellbutrin before I gave it up. Basically, day two is an extended |
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