"CHOKING ON CUM" with JARED GOLDSTEIN
Good Morning, Sodomites!
Zach Noe Towers
4.9 • 536 Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2020
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
You may know Jared Goldstein from Nikki Fre$h on Quibi, or season two of The Unicorn on CBS, but did you know he used to be the oldest living virgin in New York City??
Follow Jared everywhere: @HeyJaredHey
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, Sodomites. It's me, your host, Zach Newey Towers. Boy, oh boy. Okay, I've been off caffeine for three |
| 0:11.6 | months because I was abusing it, if that's possible. But today, three months without caffeine, |
| 0:23.9 | today I had a fucking coffee and I am jacked. This is a drug. It should be kept behind a counter. If you've never stopped |
| 0:31.2 | drinking caffeine, you are in an addict, you need to seek help immediately. This is crazy. |
| 0:36.0 | I drank it because I needed to be productive |
| 0:38.3 | today. And all it did was make me worry faster. So tomorrow I'm back off caffeine. |
| 0:45.6 | Please hold me to that. I don't like the way I feel right now. And I can't wait for this to be |
| 0:51.0 | over. I also kind of recently started kicking Zoloft. Where am I anxious, |
| 0:57.6 | depressed people at? And this drug has no idea what to do with my love for Lana Del Rey. |
| 1:04.7 | I don't know if I love it. I've only been or not two weeks. I so far do not feel any less anxious or depressed, but I tell you what is happening. |
| 1:16.1 | I can't come. |
| 1:18.5 | And by that I mean, it's really hard to. |
| 1:22.0 | Has anybody else have this experience? |
| 1:23.9 | I know I'm not the only one. |
| 1:25.2 | Apparently, it's like a huge thing with a lot of SSRIs. |
| 1:30.5 | And so we'll see. I'm going to give it a little more time to work its magic. But this episode |
| 1:38.5 | does bring me joy. Did make me smile. I love this guest so much. He's my neighbor. He's one of my good friends. We've come up in the |
| 1:46.7 | comedy scene together. A little housekeeping. If you haven't rated and reviewed the podcast yet, |
| 1:52.9 | 80 people have. I love you to death, but like a thousand people listen to this pod as of now. |
| 1:58.2 | So please rate and review it. I really want to get to a hundred reviews or |
| 2:04.0 | 100 ratings by the end of the year. And so TikTok, TikTok, time is running out. If you have the cash, |
| 2:12.5 | I'd love for you to pledge support. There are 12 out of a thousand of you supporting the pod with a monthly donation. |
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