My bank called in the middle of my TED Talk | Mike Albo
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4.1 • 12.1K Ratings
🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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Summary
In this TED Talk gone wrong, comedian Mike Albo receives an unexpected call from his bank. The result: a hilariously uncomfortable tour of his purchase history, and a reminder that in the digital age, our data knows us a little too well.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to TED Talks Daily, where we bring you new ideas to spark your curiosity every day. |
| 0:09.1 | I'm your host, Elise Hugh. |
| 0:10.8 | Oh gosh, I just got a really alarming text from my bank. |
| 0:14.5 | Did you pick up your phone for the 800th time that day, empty of emotion, but still feeling a deep, lonely ache. |
| 0:21.0 | Yes. |
| 0:23.2 | And scroll through Scruff, having a number of pointless conversations with headless |
| 0:27.7 | torsos. |
| 0:28.5 | That's comedian and writer Mike Albo, describing a feeling I think we all know a little too |
| 0:33.5 | well. |
| 0:34.3 | Indeed, we talk a lot about how our phones run our lives, but what happens when |
| 0:38.2 | they get a little too smart, too reflective of the world around us? |
| 0:42.6 | Yes, I did, but how did you note that? |
| 0:44.9 | And then did you order, call me by your name on iTunes for $7.99 and then finally watch it |
| 0:51.0 | because you have avoided watching it, because as a gay man pushing 50, you don't want to get upset seeing young gorgeous men in love? |
| 0:57.8 | Yes, I did. |
| 1:00.0 | In this part comedy, part memoir, part documentary talk, |
| 1:04.6 | Mike takes a very personal route to show us the hilarious and painfully relatable ways |
| 1:09.5 | that our digital lives are reflecting our desires, |
| 1:12.9 | anxieties, and vanities. |
| 1:15.4 | That's coming up right after a short break. |
| 1:26.1 | And now our TED Talk of the Day. |
| 1:29.8 | Hi. |
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